I'm a squid biologist on a mission. To teach everyone about squid.

Even you.

Especially you.

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When you buy a calendar, you're supporting my undying mission to bring squid to everyone. Did you know that squid have donut shaped brains? That their class, cephalopods, have been on earth for longer than TREES? That scientists estimate that there are literally millions of giant squid living in the deep sea?

People deserve to know about squid. Help me spread the word.

for real if you see a url with trad, chad, incel, zog, r-tard, nationalist, based, neet, etc. they’re a fascist 9 times out of 10. if you’re up to date on your nazi lingo these should stick out to you as easily as “arian” or “1488″ or a pepe icon

bear in mind these aren’t 100% like just having one of these in their username doesn’t mean they’re a fascist and there are other ways to tell, but you should add these to your list of red flags

i’ve said it before i’ll say it again there’s a difference between lady gaga singing born this way in 2011 and taylor swift singing “shade never made anyone less gay” (whatever the fuck that means) to profit off of it in 2019

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

I feel like Netflix Anai is just this guy

but, like, fused with a horror movie monster.

The theme was camp not plantation.

this outfit told me to get back in the field

ive never been called a nigger so quickly.

me watching the met gala every fucking year

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Phantomhive twins: *exist*

Sebastian: